I’m positively wrecked. I am having a huge identity crisis, I have no idea what I want to do with myself. I need a spark to give me energy, or direction. I hate this feeling.
My ex was the human version of pasta- seemed great at the time, but six months later you realised your ass is huge and there’s only so many things you can do with it to keep it interesting.
thnksfrthbttfck: WHY CAN’T I HAVE THE METABOLISM OF A TEENAGE BOY THAT EATS 3/4 OF HIS KITCHEN EVERY DAY AND STILL MANAGES TO BE LIKE 99 POUNDS OF LANKY WEIRDNESS
Conversation on the Bus Today
Lady: I'm not saying all Muslims are terrorists. I'm just saying that the terrorists are Muslims; they have the same holy book, the same beliefs. The terrorists are just more open about about it.
Me: So you've heard about Westboro Baptist Church right?
Lady: Oh my yes, they're an awful group of people.
Me: They're Christian.
Me: I'm not saying all Christians are like the Westboro Baptist Church, but they have the same holy book, the same beliefs.
Me: They're just a lot more open about it.
Random Guy Next To Me: *High fives*
songofthestarwhale: aliceisafan: not-another-geeky-girl: After we have a 12th Doctor, I swear I am going to tell time with Actors names! “Whats the time?” *Looks down at watch* “It’s Quarter to Matt Smith.” AND WE COULD HAVE CLOCKS WITH THEIR FACES ON EACH NUMBER “GET YOUR ASS OUT OF BED, IT’S HALF PAST SYLVESTER MCCOY AND YOU’LL BE LATE FOR SCHOOL!”
I began to realize how important it was to be an enthusiast in life. If you are...– Roald Dahl (via theflowershop)
I’m in love with everyone I’ve ever met in one way or another. I’m just a crazy,...– Edie Sedgwick (via kardashitan)
more tattoo artists need to just say “nah dude, i’m not doing that”
maisonmartinmargielous: Terry Richardson is like the human form of a creepy white van